Total Medals Earned: 3,891 (From 787 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,395 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
You finally made it into space!
Become the best hipster you can be!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 10/10 (465/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (65/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/220 points)
Complete Level 10
Feed 100 Mooks
Get a Total Score of 2500+
Feed 50 Mooks
Complete Level 1
Complete All Levels
Feed 250 Mooks
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/36 (5/500 points)
Find a room where Tar Mother can be killed before growing
Kill the snake before killing any roach in Seventh Level 1N2E
Clear Fifth Level
Clear Eighth Floor 4S 3E without drinking the mimic potion
Drop all trapdoors and clear Fifth Level 1N2W
Clear Seventh Level
Clear Fifth Level 1W while turned East for the whole time
Clear Sixth Level
Do not rotate your sword in Seventh Level 3N1E
Cleared Eighth Level
Don't move diagonally in Seventh Level 1S
Clear Fifth Level 1S without turning
Clear all tar in any Eighth Level room
Find the master wall
Don't hit the orb while clearing Fifth Level 3E
Clear Fifth Level 2S 2E without stepping on open yellow doors
Clear Fifth Level 1S 1W without leaving the marked area
Clear Master Intellect room (Seventh Level 2N1W)
Master the hold
Clear Fifth Level 2N without hitting any orb
Conquer Fifth Level 2S without drinking the invisibility potion
Do not turn while clearing Seventh Level 1E
Post-master the hold
Clear a room with Evil Eyes without waking any of them
Medals Earned: 9/13 (45/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat