Total Medals Earned: 3,861 (From 782 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,145 Points
Medals Earned: 14/18 (240/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/495 points)
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get 1000 points
Score 2500 points, dawg
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (75/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 9/10 (400/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/160 points)
Open the safe
Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.